حوار مع عم مرسي

جريدة كانت عايزة تنشر خبر عن الحياة في مصر فبعتوا مذيعة تعمل حوار مع اي مواطن مصري عادي " الله يكون في عونها أكيد زمانها اعتزلت دلوقت" يلا تعالو نقرا اللي قاله:

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in


Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common


citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview


Reporter:Hi


Morsy:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta


Reporter:Do u speak english


Morsy:Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?

Morsy: No, i dont have a mind

Reporter:What' s your name?

Morsy: Hassan

Reporter: What's your sex?

Morsy: I love it

Reporter: No,I meant male or female?

Morsy (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...

so..how do u find life here in egypt?

Morsy: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter: well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur Country?

Morsy: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter: Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?

Morsy: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?

Morsy (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice.

Reporter: Oh my God,DO YOU WORK?

Morsy:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Morsy:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3 ......

Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Morsy:I do not undurstand what u say!

Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

Morsy: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Morsy:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend

i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money

at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any

money...

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Morsy: me?! .Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter:Then where does all the money go?

Morsy: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?

Morsy: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Morsy: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president?

Morsy: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Morsy(nervously) : I didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?

Morsy: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now!!

Morsy: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it.

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?

Morsy: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years??

Morsy:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way ..

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Morsy: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Morsy: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter:Grrrrrrrr

Morsy: ok..need a Taxi?