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الأربعاء، 7 يوليو، 2010

حوار مع مرسي

بعد ماعملت الحوار مع طه اختارت حد تاني وعملت معاه حوار اخر تعالو نشوف اللي حصل؟!  


After her interview with Morsy..The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:

Reporter: Hello

Morsy Morsy: Welcun to egybt

Reporter: Thank u ..may i interview u?

Morsy Morsy: Ofcors

Reporter: What's ur name?

Morsy Morsy: 3essam

Reporter: Sex?

Morsy Morsy: I can't..i have wife and sons

Reporter: (rememberingTaha):Sorry..mymistake..male..Ok Mr.MorsyMorsy..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u work?

Morsy Morsy: Yas..i have koshk

Reporter: koshk?..what is a koshk?

Morsy Morsy: Small subarmarkot..uundurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart

Reporter: Dont u think somking is bad for people?

Morsy Morsy: I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)

Reporter: I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?

Morsy Morsy: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr

Reporter: I am shocked to hear that

Morsy Morsy: NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?

Morsy Morsy: Sbeak again bleez

Reporter: I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?

Morsy Morsy: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan

Reporter: Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?

Morsy Morsy: Sbeak again

Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt

Morsy Morsy: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?

Morsy Morsy: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?

Reporter: Why do i need protection?

Morsy Morsy: Because u r terrorist

Reporter: Absolutely not

Morsy Morsy: U look like zem

Reporter: Do I?

Morsy Morsy: Yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic

Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS

Morsy Morsy: Sank u very much..

Reporter: I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information

Morsy Morsy: sbeak again

Reporter: I have to go now...

Morsy Morsy: No brobrem..u light Egybt

I hobe u enjoy zis az much az I did :D

1 comments:

Ikhlas kasem يقول...

sank yo fery matsh
all the pepul didnt now to speak in english]

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