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الأربعاء، 7 يوليو، 2010

حوار مع مرسي

بعد ماعملت الحوار مع طه اختارت حد تاني وعملت معاه حوار اخر تعالو نشوف اللي حصل؟!  


After her interview with Morsy..The foreign reporter moves on and approaches another random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:

Reporter: Hello

Morsy Morsy: Welcun to egybt

Reporter: Thank u ..may i interview u?

Morsy Morsy: Ofcors

Reporter: What's ur name?

Morsy Morsy: 3essam

Reporter: Sex?

Morsy Morsy: I can't..i have wife and sons

Reporter: (rememberingTaha):Sorry..mymistake..male..Ok Mr.MorsyMorsy..What do u do?..(remembering Taha again)..sorry..i mean do u work?

Morsy Morsy: Yas..i have koshk

Reporter: koshk?..what is a koshk?

Morsy Morsy: Small subarmarkot..uundurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart

Reporter: Dont u think somking is bad for people?

Morsy Morsy: I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)

Reporter: I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?

Morsy Morsy: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawart masr

Reporter: I am shocked to hear that

Morsy Morsy: NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?

Morsy Morsy: Sbeak again bleez

Reporter: I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?

Morsy Morsy: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan

Reporter: Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they reside in Egypt?

Morsy Morsy: Sbeak again

Reporter:where terrosits stay in Egypt

Morsy Morsy: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporter:oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?

Morsy Morsy: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey brotect terrorists very well..dont warry..dont zey brotect u?

Reporter: Why do i need protection?

Morsy Morsy: Because u r terrorist

Reporter: Absolutely not

Morsy Morsy: U look like zem

Reporter: Do I?

Morsy Morsy: Yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic

Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS

Morsy Morsy: Sank u very much..

Reporter: I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information

Morsy Morsy: sbeak again

Reporter: I have to go now...

Morsy Morsy: No brobrem..u light Egybt

I hobe u enjoy zis az much az I did :D

حوار مع عم مرسي




جريدة كانت عايزة تنشر خبر عن الحياة في مصر فبعتوا مذيعة تعمل حوار مع اي مواطن مصري عادي " الله يكون في عونها أكيد زمانها اعتزلت دلوقت" يلا تعالو نقرا اللي قاله:
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in


Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common


citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview


Reporter:Hi


Morsy:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta


Reporter:Do u speak english


Morsy:Berfect


Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?

Morsy: No, i dont have a mind

Reporter:What' s your name?

Morsy: Hassan

Reporter: What's your sex?

Morsy: I love it

Reporter: No,I meant male or female?

Morsy (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male. ...

so..how do u find life here in egypt?

Morsy: Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter: well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur Country?

Morsy: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter: Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?

Morsy: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?

Morsy (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice.

Reporter: Oh my God,DO YOU WORK?

Morsy:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Morsy:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3 ......

Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Morsy:I do not undurstand what u say!

Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

Morsy: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Morsy:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend

i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money

at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any

money...

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Morsy: me?! .Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter:Then where does all the money go?

Morsy: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?

Morsy: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Morsy: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president?

Morsy: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Morsy(nervously) : I didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?

Morsy: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now!!

Morsy: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it.

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?

Morsy: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years??

Morsy:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way ..

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Morsy: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Morsy: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter:Grrrrrrrr

Morsy: ok..need a Taxi?